A physician was attending an old lady from Scotland who had caught a severe cold. 

"Did you ever chatter your teeth when you felt the chill coming over you", asked the doctor.

She replied, "I don't know, doctor---they were lying on the table".
 

Who Needs the Sleeping Pill?

The doctor said to me, "You are ill, you need a quiet life".

"I shall prescribe a sleeping pill".

"But give it to your wife".