Summoned by IT department,
the nervous claimant met his accountant,
‘Please advise, what to wear for the occasion?’
'Dress up shabbily' was his instruction.
His lawyer on enquiry emphasized,
‘Dress up tip top, go like a gentleman.’
Still not satisfied, the rich claimant
met the witty priest for third opinion.
‘Father, in what attire shall I meet the IT officer?’
‘Son, for your satisfaction, a story please hear,
A newly wed asked her mother,
what nightie would you advise me to put on?’
‘The long one up to the neck will suit the occasion.’
The curious bride phoned up her friend,
who said with a chuckle, ‘The revealing one, and lavander scent.’
‘Son,’ summed up the priest,
‘irrespective of the dress you shall meet the same fate.’
