The silver-haired demon snared
Those innocents with candy,
And a flashing smile;
As he travelled the roads of infamy and stole
Wonder from the eyes of children.
A public-spirited man or so we were deceived
Into thinking; our minds warped by the icy
Calculations of a deviant satyr;
And a supine media.
No more will he corrupt the hearts of the young;
As he rots in his unholy sarcophagus.