A drunken husband showed up
At the gate, late one evening,
And his wife thought
Why not give him
A sound lesson, and so
She dressed up like a devil,
With a queer tail and pink horns,
And waited in the bushes.
When she jumped at him,
He asked "Who are you?"
"Why, I am the Devil."
He quipped "Please come in,
I married your sister."
