The hallowed freedom of the press
In the west
Doesn’t sit well in the east
when Islam is made fun of.
So leave them alone to worship
Allah their way,
Millions of backsides exposed
to an ignorant world.
We can make fun of the Germans,
the frogs and sex-mad Swedes
We laugh and giggle
until someone gets up and
hits the offender for going too far
when saying someone’s mother
is a slut.
Great democracy the elite tell us,
but do not go too far
and never make fun of a Jew.