I've been feeling
Happy today...
After knowing that
I live in the happiest
Place in UK
You can also be
Happy like me if you
Come to live in Leigh-on-Sea
It's the only civil parish
In the southern end of
UK - Southend - that's
In the county wherein
The letters E and S
Are added to Sex, to
Call it Essex ;-)
So, come and visit Essex
And if you like it here, you
Can have plenty of sex ;-)
And live in Leigh-on-Sea,
To make yourself feel happy
:-)
