Thalia

Thalia, Thalia, Thalia,
Thalia Christidou!
Of all the girls that came from Greece,
The prettiest piece was yeou!
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia, 
Thalia Christidew!
Your slanted eyes and your lovely smile
Had made me yearn for yew!
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia,
Thalia Christidou!
Of Venus you must have reminded me
And lovelorn made me you!
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia,
Thalia Christidew!
You played the piano as no one could
But I couldn't dance with yew!
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia,
Thalia Christidou!
From Greece you'd arrived I did know that
But whither vanished you? 
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia,
Thalia Christidou!
You must be as old as I am now
Which makes me sigh for yeou!
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia,
Thalia Christidew!
A shrivelled up granny you may have turned
But I'm still in love with yew!