I'm sitting in class, I'm feeling so fine
I'm taking my test, and I'm feeling divine
I don't know the answers, but that's okay
I'll just write down some jokes, and hope they'll make my grade
Exam, exam, what a bore
I'd rather be doing anything, even chores
But I'm stuck here, with my pencil and pen
Trying to make my teacher laugh, again and again
I'm writing down puns, and silly jokes
I'm hoping my teacher won't think that I'm a dope
I'm drawing some cartoons, and funny faces too
I'm doing anything, to make my teacher say woo-hoo
I know I should be studying, and learning the facts
But I'd rather be laughing, and making some cracks
Maybe I'll get a bad grade, and that's okay
As long as I made my teacher laugh today
Exam, exam, what a pain
I'd be glad when it's over, So I can be sane
But I'll never forget the jokes I made
And the laughs I got on that big exam day |