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It's sad and tragic to know how many children's hearts that I break.
I break into people's houses and children's presents are what I take.
I break into people's houses on every Christmas Eve.
I take all of the presents and it is very hard to believe.
I'm like Santa Claus but in reverse.
Many parents would like to see me in a hearse.
I'm fat like Santa because I drink the milk and eat all of the cookies.
I don't just steal children's presents, I also steal the Christmas trees.
When children wake up to no presents, they are very sad.
Parents have hired hitmen to kill me because they are mad.
Pawn shops buy the gifts that I steal even though they're hot.
The police just broke down my door and I have been caught.
After years of stealing kids' presents, I'm going to pay.
From now on, children won't be sad on Christmas Day. |
