Crazy

There's this
Friend of mine
Who's crazy
About sarees.

She has a
Huge stock
Of sarees.

She drapes
And models
Sarees.

She even
Sells sarees.

She's unlikely
To find a
Customer in
Me as I dislike
Wearing sarees.

I feel so much
At ease in my
Shorts, bermudas,
Leggings and
Pajamas, that I
Can't imagine
Myself wearing
Sarees.