The Ad in the papers read : "Wanted a skilled Healer, or a Medical Man, Who could cleanse and heal, A nation gone totally sick, With an overdose of sick politics !"
To this, only one doctor had applied, Who requested the Editor to define, The term "sick politics" !
The Editor then clarified - That this politics was an ancient art, Of divide and rule, without letting the nation unite ! Which was practiced by some ganster-politicians, Who like headless chicken, without sense; With narrow parochial minds, Practiced politics of a sectarian kind ! Where vested, or self interest prevailed With honesty and integrity in captivity held ! While the nation could be burnt or grilled But their coffers must always be filled !
Having read the Editor's clarification, The Doctor replied in utter desperation ;- "Sir, it is not a physician you should seek, Or a diagnosis you all really need ! Just give those sick politicians the sack, And call those British, right back " !