Yesterday I died
My body was buried
deep beneath the soil
Alas! They cried
A man like that should not have died
Some said 'Serves him right'
All forgot about it
as they slept that night
My wife, she lays flowers on my grave
Which reads
"Here lies J. Chris
Small farmer, died a happy man"
My wife, she's lonely
She sleeps with another man
I sleep in peace
