It's been long since I heard that
(Half a day, to be exact)
Out in the cold, not a loo near
nature's call, loud and clear
To relieve myself was all I wanted
by the sound of yellow, I was haunted
The sound of a trickle tightened my insides
the wave of my yellow never saw higher tides
The pressure was high, so was the strain
Alas, the flood my bladder could not restrain!
