As he stepped onto the podium To make what he thought would be A path-breaking and welcome speech On political reform in the country, He faced a barrage of salty questions Which he fielded with his usual panache But no one seemed to trust him at all Anger replaced any genuine interest In the announcements he was to make and Before he realised what was happening An over-ripe tomato hit his plump face Followed by some eggs on his bald head All this took place in a matter of seconds Clearly indicating his sharp fall from grace He was then literally escorted off the stage To avoid any more food items being aimed At his more than his ample anatomy, but not Before he swore to pass stringent laws against What he called the use of edible weapons To destroy a VIP's dignity and clothing......
