You really must know me within For you just turned my innards out! Your recent proposal-a rehearsed pick up line And vulgarly cheesy, without a doubt.
You think yourself a charmer You practice it with such pains.. Pains to us too! And to our sanity! I prescribe restrain ...
Ever seen a mane in a hair gel massacre? I believe it covers your head… A believer of female’s shifting character, Your tribe reborn before dead!
You go on and on about ‘The Lady’ The chants about a real life Voldermort! And cheapened comparisons with HER, you believe Are the best attempts to court ...
Ever heard the word feminists? We are better off without you, I say, And no, we don’t say it for your attention! We really mean it- so go away!
What I have said may have confused you, But do answer a question before you leave, Did you miss Austen’s novel, Or were you just born a creep?
