In this shark infested corporate sea
Honey, everything is about money
We will have no qualms about
Dipping into our colleagues'
Pockets or their revenues
If it would help us achieve
Or over-achieve our targets
After all we work for the perks
And ofcourse top dollar bonuses
In effect we truly believe that we are
God's special gift to the company and
Its management, were it not
For our capacity to rake in
The moolah by the billion
Our Boss would no longer be
Occupying the Hot Seat, he'd
Have had to concede defeat
And seek premature retirement
Instead he still remains in-charge
And albeit grudgingly acknowleges
Our presence at the Town Halls
We all await the day when
We have to bid him farewell
For his inability to shore up
The sagging stock price or
When he reaches super-annuation
