A grey hair on my head no way
I am far too young to have one
There must be some mistake
I am sure your eyes deceive you
It is most probably one of yours
After all you are a few years older
You have been around longer
It just has to be from your head
And so the argument continued
As two crazy women fought aloud
Oblivious of the fact that they
Were arguing at a public bus stand
And watched by an amused crowd
