If I was a stray cat with magical powers
I will sleep all day long
And then by habit fly by night
Into time past and time future
Like my ancestor Doraemon
But unlike him
I would teach ways to develop power
Instead of just exchanging
Innovative technologies.
There would be no philanthropic enterprises,
No nerve racking scenes of failures,
No Nobita Nobi,
No foolhardy projects that never take off
There will be a well-organized
International competition
To select the best student,
Under a fine bevy of judges
To allow the fittest to survive.
