Somebody please help me, I'm in great distress.
My wife is having her period and she has PMS.
One time she grabbed a television set and hit me in the head.
When I came out of my coma, I was amazed that I wasn't dead.
She goes on rampages and she screams and shouts.
I told her to shut up and she nearly scratched my eyes out.
This time of the month causes great stress.
Somebody plesase help me, she has PMS.
The characteristic of the English language is that it has precise words to describe an action or situation. One does not have one's eyes 'scratched' out but rather 'gouged' out !
