The rabbit, a man scared off the glade on his morning walk, attacked and tickled him to death. Their leader shouted: "Today, the forest tomorrow the world, we are not scared by man or beast anymore. Flushed by success the leader ordered a morning raid on the nearest village, he wouldn't listen to wiser rabbits that didn't think it was a good idea. It was a bloodbath, dogs are not ticklish nor cars or sturdy farmers with shotguns, the rabbits' leader ordered retreat left his fallen comrades behind and the village feasted. Deflated the rabbits met in the glade where a noble rabbit of the famed Leporidae family explained that being scared is not cowardice but survival technique it allows them to live and breed. "We are not cowards, but gregarious burrowing mammals" became a new slogan; soon the forest was full of happy rabbits and sweet bunnies that quickly run off when hearing man or barking dog, and live to breed another day
