Fairy godmother, fairy godmother
To you I write this humble request
I ask not for too much just a little
Do grant my wish forget my slipper
It does not really matter if he is not
Tall dark and handsome as long as
He is kind with a good sense of humour
And he should on no account be a miser
Ideally he should not be a poet either
I do not appreciate facing competition
And if he has to be an Investment Banker
May he have job with a guaranteed bonus
Fairy Godmother you will certainly agree
I am a simple girl, I seek not a handsome prince
Just a well heeled, kind, amenable sort of guy
I am not asking too much of your magic wand