Oh, you scream, you cry, you wail! You are so frustrated; the printer has jammed! You feel like you have been scammed! You try to fix it, but to no avail! You are so distressed, you are almost pale, You open it up, it is totally crammed! To the floor, it will be slammed, You find a phone and exhale, You finish the call, he is coming, He arrives in an hour, it is pure luck, He checks the printer, the paper is just stuck! The printer, now like normal, is humming, He takes his check; he gives you a wink, You go to print, it is out of ink!
