Theme: Christmas

Christmas Limericks

Christmas here, the geese getting fat
Put a penny in the old man’s hat
Don’t have a penny
Will do half a penny
Not a half penny, God bless you not.

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Carefully I deliver her from the store
Undo each twist tie and rubber
Till she becomes free
And I can hug with glee
Hold in arms soft stuffed body of her

~*~

Fair politician, and Santa Claus
In elevator stand close
Noticed dollar fifty
Who is trustworthy
Other one don’t exist, Santa of course
  

09-Jun-2011

More By  : Dr. Ram Mehta

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