When we were in line to get breakfast, you did something unkind.
You decided to cop a feel by pinching a girl's behind.
When you pinched her, she slapped your face.
It was good to see you be put in your place.
You got what was coming to you when she gave you that slap.
She's a respectable and decent girl who didn't take your crap.
You weren't a gentleman, you behaved like an ass.
You're a pig and you proved that you have no class.
(This is a true story that took place in school many years ago.)