Abracadabra, all I need is my magic wand To take me away from chaos and danger So that I will no longer need to wander In search of a new home and a new wife I will be able to lead a different and better life
Abracadabra, where is my magic wand I am still leading the life of a vagabond With my sack of worthless bonds Like all other aspirants to the world of riches I fell for Investment Bankers' sales pitches
Abracadabra, I am still parted from my magic wand I cannot turn back the clock There are no more hidden resources to unlock As my financial status gets weaker My future really looks bleaker
Abracadabra, now with the new Presidential savior The financial tricksters will be in the slammer And the tricked ones like me can hope with a tad of glee That TARP will bring us financial peace and harmony Maybe I will soon my house recover And with it, a new and attentive lover
