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Randy Johnson

Bean Station,United States of America

I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky but I've lived most of my life in Tennessee. My hobbies are writing song lyrics and poetry. I sometimes also draw cartoons.

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Poetry

2017 Comes To an End

235 years of independence

365 Days of Hell

40 Days and 40 Nights

A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley

A 2nd Poem about Roger Williams

A Baby's Heart-Wrenching Scream

A Broken Friendship

A Broken Heart that Couldn't be Mended

A Christmas Miracle

A Cop's Revenge

A Dog's Broken Heart

A Family Who Won't Forgive

A Final Poem about Anthony Ainley

A Final Poem About Arthenia

A Grandfather's Dying Wish

A Lifetime of Joy

A Man and His Dog

A Man Who Became A Monster

A Monster Who Ceased To Be A Man

A New Law in Tennessee

A Scarred and Broken Man

A Son and Wife's Betrayal

A Surgeon Who Committed Murder

A Taste for Booze

A Two Dollar VCR

Abraham and Isaac

Accidental Death

Agnes, The Apple Head

All That Matters is You

Amazing Forgiveness

Ambulance Sirens

An Animal's Attack

An Emptiness in my Soul

An Entire Nation Still Mourns

An Eye for an Eye

Angela Lansbury

Anger in My Soul

Arrested for Selling Weed

Arthenia's Birthday

At Midnight Tonight

Back from the Dead

Bad Things Happen To Good People

Beauty and The Beast

Before You Were in Your Mama's Womb

Bernard's Birthday

Black Friday At The Hospital

Black Friday Violence

Blameless in The Eyes of God

Broderick Crawford

Broken Wedding Vows

Brother Against Brother

Brotherly Betrayal

Brotherly Death

Buying cigarettes for a minor

Catch Me If You Can

Cheating Electrician

Cheating Spouse

Chihuahua - Part II

Chihuahua - Part III

Chihuahua - Part IV

Chihuahua - Part V

Children of the Lord

Children Should Obey Their Parents

Christ's Resurrection

Christians Aren't Supposed To Get Revenge

Christmas Crook

Christopher Lee

Cop without a Gun

Coronavirus Prevention

Counterfeit Money

Cowardly Terrorists

Crime Doesn't Pay

Cruel and Fatal Joke

Cruel Twist of Fate

Dad Ceased To Be Alive

Dad's 74th Birthday

Dad's 76th Birthday

Daddy's Little Princess

Damn Christmas Bills

David Warner's Death

Deadly Aneurysm

Death Is Only Temporary

Debbie and Eddie

Decapitated Father

Deceased For A Decade

Diana, Princess of Wales

Doctor Jekyll & Mister Hyde

Don't Commit Suicide

Don't Flash Your Cash

Don't Leave Babies in Your Cars!

Don't Text and Drive

Doomed to Go to Hell

Each Day That We Have Is Precious

Earnest - Part II

Ebenezer Scrooge

Eight Feet Tall Man

Electricity is Taken for Granted

Elvis Presley Was His Name

Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time

Eternal Peace and Happiness

Eternity in Hell

Every Day should be like Christmas Day

Everybody Could Trust Her

Everybody Loved Tom Bosley

Everybody Needs God

Everywhere I Go

Ex-Wife's Revenge

Falsely Accused By Billions

Families Who Pray Together

Family Is The Best Christmas Present

Farewell Francis

Farewell Mr. Ainley

Felicity Undead

Fired for having Large Breasts

Fireworks On The 4th

First Class Ticket to Heaven

Fools shouldn't have the Right to bear Arms

Forty-First Birthday

Forty-Four Years Ago

Frankenstein's Monster

Friends Without Benefits

God and Superman have One Thing in Common

God Bless Those Who Fought and Died

God Hates Adultery

God helps Those who Help themselves

God Is Cracking Down

God Is Our Hero

God is Wonderful

God Loves Animals

God Rewards Those Who Do Good

God should be Adored

God Will Never Forsake Us

God's Day Of Rest

God's Eternal Love

God's Ten Commandments

Good People Who Feel Bad

Good Riddance, 2013

Goodbye Charles Strange

Goodbye Erin Moran

Goodbye Geoffrey

Goodbye George Jones

Goodbye Mr. Baer

Goodbye Mr. Robbins

Goodbye Robin Williams

Goodbye Robin Williams - Part II

Goodbye Sherman Hemsley

Goodbye Stephen

Goodbye, Gavan O'Herlihy

Great Depression II

Great Omnipotent Dude

Greed Was Your Downfall

Guns in Churches

Half is Much Better than Nothing

Halloween Monster

Happy Birthday, Mom

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part II

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part III

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IV

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part IX

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VI

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part X

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part XI

Happy Birthday, Mom - Part XII

Happy Birthday, Talia

Happy Mother's Day, Mom

Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part II

Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part III

Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part IV

Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V

He Wanted To See The World

Hell Hath No Fury

Help Your Fellow Man

Help, I'm Stuck in your Chimney!

High on God - Part II

Hippocratic Oath

Hitler is in Suspended Animation

Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas

Honor thy Parents

Hoss Died Half A Century Ago

How Do You Spell Beautiful Woman?

How to avoid Overeating this Thanksgiving

How To Never Have To Wait In Lines

How Will I Tell My Children?

Hundred for Lucille Ball

I Am Proud To Applaud God

I Bought a Table that Jesus made

I Can't Believe in Darwin's Theory

I Can't Buy You A Cell Phone

I Can't Feel Remorse

I Can't Read or Write

I Committed Hit and Run

I Don't Believe It!

I Don't Have High Hopes For The New Year

I Don't Sell Beer to Minors

I Don't Trust Hillary Clinton

I Dream that Mom is still Alive

I Had To Kill Again

I Hate The new Doctor Who

I Have Much Less To Be Thankful For

I Killed A Gangster

I Laughed At Noah

I Lost A Neighbor And A Friend

I Married My Sister

I Need a Different Kind of Remote Control

I Need Inner Peace

I Should've Learned CPR

I Should've Learned French

I Shouldn't Have Gone Scuba Diving

I Sold My Soul To The Devil

I Still Believe In You

I Still Feel Lost

I Still Miss You Terribly

I Voted Against Phil Bredesen Again

I Was Cheated Out of Getting Revenge!

I was Hated because Mother died in Childbirth

I went to the Moon

I will not Arrest her for Assault

I Will Not Give Up!

I will Not kill those Two

I Will Not Vote For Hillary

I Wish Your Death was Just a Dream

I Won't Buy Beer For You

I Won't Congratulate You

I Wouldn't Take a Dive

I'll Always Protect Her From You

I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell

I'll be there to Hold Your Hand

I'll Put God First

I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult

I'm Calling You Phat, Not Fat

I'm Frankenstein's Monster

I'm Going To Try To Quit Smoking

I'm Justin Sane, Not Just Insane!

I'm My Own Person

I'm not a Gorilla-Man!

I'm Not A Horse!

I'm Thankful To Have The Lord

If Everybody would Adopt a Pet

If He Would've Had The Courage

If I can't Have you, Nobody can

If I Was A Celebrity

If Mom Became an Angel

If she had been Wearing her Seat Belt

If Video Games Were Like Crack

If You Want To Go To Heaven

If You Were Still Here

In Jail For The Holidays

In The Face Of Danger

Instead of adoring Santa Claus

Intoxicated Driving

It was like Listening to Music

It Was Like Talking To a Brick Wall

It Won't Be Your Way Or The Highway

Jack Schwartzman

Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers

Jehovah and Jesus

Jehovah Is My Master

Jehovah Is Our Friend

Jesus is with Me

Jesus was a Family Man

John Brown's 52nd Birthday

John Wayne Brown

John Wayne Brown - Part II

John Wayne Brown - Part III

John Wayne Brown - Part IV

Jonah and The Ninevites

Judge, Jury and Executioner

Keep Medicines Away from Your Children

Killing Me Would've Been Kinder

Knocking on Death's Door

Ladder to Heaven

Leslie Nielsen's Death

Let's pray for Charles Johnson

Let's pray for Charles Johnson - Part II

Let's pray for Earl King

Life Without You

Magnificent Mother

Massive Heart Attack

Maximilian Schell

Memorial Day, 2023

Merry Christmas, Mom

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part II

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part III

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IV

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IX

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VIII

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part X

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part XI

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part XII

Meth's Destruction

Michael The Archangel

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy - Part II

Minnis Downhome Pharmacy - Part III

Mom and Dad's Final Christmas

Mom and Jesus are in Paradise

Mom Needs Our Prayers

Mom Thought I Would Be a Girl

Mom Wouldn't Have a Tomorrow

Mom's Last Thanksgiving

Money Couldn't Buy Happiness

Morristown Hamblen Healthcare

Mosley Will Be Missed

Mother Nature is Wonderful

Mother's Day 2022

Mother's Day 2024

Mother's Day, 2023

Murder in the Operating Room

Murdered for Eating a Popsicle

Murdered On Halloween

Murdering Doctor

Murderous Mother

My Baby Doll - Part II

My Baby Doll - Part III

My Baby Doll - Part IV

My Baby Doll - Part V

My Baby Doll - Part VI

My Baby Doll - Part VII

My Baby Doll - Part VIII

My Evil Stepmother and I

My Friend's Death

My Heart is as Black as Coal

My Horrible Ex-Wife

My Letter To God

My Life Would Have Been So Much Better

My Son's Suicide

My Stolen General Lee

Never Reimbursed

New Year's Resolutions

Nicholas Courtney

No Father on Father's Day

No Justice in the World

Nobody Blackmails Me!

Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper

Nothing can Bring them Back

Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah

One Bullet Ended It All

One Hell of a Woman

One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet

One Small Step and One Giant Leap

Only Time Will Tell

Orville Redenbacher

Our Future Paradise

Papaw's 100th Birthday

Papaw's Passing

People Call Him A Coward

People Still Have False Idols Today

Pepper Perished

Perpetual Torment

Pertwee's Peril

Pharmacy Shootings

Please Don't Hit Me Again

Please Don't Kill

Please Don't Put Me To Sleep

Please forgive me, God

Polite Bank Robber

Politically Correct Freak

Praise The Lord!

Prerequisite: Murder

Priceless In The Eyes Of God

Prohibition In The USA

Proof of God's Name

Punished By God

Puppy the Chihuahua

R.I.P. Bob Grant

R.I.P. Tony Selby

Rebecca Schaeffer

Registered Sex Offender

Religion is Dying

Resist The Temptation

Rest In Peace, Hazel

Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part II

Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part III

Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part IV

Rest In Peace, Hazel V

Rest in Peace, Mom

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III

Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part V

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part VI

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part VII

Rev. Eugene Williams

Revenge with a Winchester

Rick and Vernie's Wedding

Salt of the Earth

Santa is Tired of Burning his Butt

Satan Is Coming After You

Saving Vernie's life

Saying Hello To 2022

Second Grade Teacher

Second Sight Is Real

Serving Hard Lemonade

Seventy-Seventh Birthday

She looks like Moe!

She Shined Bright

She's Paying The Price

Sitting next to God?

Six Feet Underground

Six Months To Live

Six Year Old Barber

Smart and Stupid

Smoke Free - Part II

Smoke Free - Part III

Smoke Free - Part IV

Smoke Free - Part V

Smoking and Falling Asleep

Sneedville, Tennessee

Sociopathic Father

Stacy - Part II

Stacy - Part III

Stanley and Dad

Stick My Job Where The Sun Doesn't Shine

Stolen Lottery Ticket

Stop Asking Me For A Gun!

Stop Washing Your Dogs in my Swimming Pool!

Streets of Gold

Stupid Guard Dog

Suicide and Revenge

Suicide in Wal-Mart

Sweet Little Rosie

Sweetie Pie - Part II

Taking Candy from a Baby

Tammy Goes To The Dogs

Ten Reasons Why I Love God

Terror Ten Years Ago

Thank You, Jehovah

Thanking God for Each Day That We Live

That Damn Electric Blanket!

That Damn Principal

That's Not Rape

The 20th Anniversary of Russell Hunter's Death

The 25th Anniversary of Stacy Brooks' Death

The 30th Anniversary of Bill Bixby's Death

The 30th Anniversary of Jack Schwartzman's Death

The 30th Anniversary Of Michael Robbins' Death

The 30th Anniversary of Papaw's Death

The 4th Anniversary Of John Brown's Death

The 50th Anniversary of Frank Sutton's Death

The 9th Anniversary

The Baptism of Jesus

The Beginning of Autumn

The Best Christmas Present that I've ever Received

The Bible Is A "How To" Book

The Broken Heart

The Broken Hearts Of Two Tykes

The Christmas Thief

The Craigslist Killer

The Craigslist Thrill Killers

The Death of Chad Sheets

The Death of David Carradine

The Death Of Dawn Wells

The Death Of Don Henderson

The Death Of Ken Osmond

The Death Of Peter Scolari

The Death of Queen Elizabeth II

The Death Of Robert Forster

The Demise Of Delgado

The Easter Bunny

The Eighth Mother's Day

The End of 2010

The Ending of 2018

The Final Embrace

The First Anniversary

The First Anniversary Of My Friend's Death

The First Anniversary Of Wade's Death

The Flaming Sword

The Gambler and Lucille

The Golden Calf

The Great Depression

The Great Jehovah

The Great Teacher

The Heart of a Good Man

The Holy Bible Is Our Greatest Possession

The Homeless are not Bums!

The Horrible Accident

The Horrible Duel

The Importance Of Saying Thank You

The Importance Of Telling The Truth

The Incredible Chicken

The Ironic Death

The Last Day Of The Year

The Late Anna Karen

The Late Bob Dole

The Late Christopher Mayer

The Late Jacqueline Hill

The late James Arness

The Late John Challis

The Late Jon Pertwee

The Late Richard Franklin

The late Roger Williams

The Late Sean Connery

The Late Sean Connery - Part II

The Late Steve Cash

The Late Steve Cash - Part II

The Late Ted Cassidy

The Late William Simons

The Light of my Life

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Werewolves

The Lord Deserves Our Praise

The Loss of Adam West

The Loss of Bob Ross

The Loss Of Landon

The Loss of Lena

The Loss of Swift

The Love of His Life

The Love That's in Our Hearts

The Man who Walked on the Moon

The New President

The Ninth Mother's Day

The Only Possible Hope

The other Randy Johnson

The Philistines cut off my Hair!

The Pooch That Perished

The Punishment doesn't Fit the Crime

The Real Monsters

The Red Dots On His Face

The Rejected Baby

The Scar on My Soul

The Sight Of Blood

The Slob Who Won't Get A Job

The Tenth Anniversary Of Andy Griffith's Death

The Terrible Black Hole

The Thirteenth Day Of July

The True Fountain Of Youth

The Truth Can Hurt

The Ultimate Sacrifice

The Woman of My Dreams

The Woman of My Dreams

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me

The Wright Brothers' Curse

There Will Be World Peace

There's No Place Like Home

There's Only One God

These Damn Bills!

These Damn Prison Bars!

Things To Be Thankful For

This Christmas Season

This Noose around my Neck

This Poem is for Little Girls

This Tick on My Nose

Those Greek Customers!

Throwing Away Bibles

Tim McCravey, U.S.M.C.

Tiny Tim's Christmas Carol

Together in Paradise

Tomorrow May Never Come

Too Cheap To Buy A GPS

Tragedy On The 4th Of July

Trevor Bannister

Trump's Inauguration

Trust must be earned

Turn Enemies Into Friends

Two Grisly Murders

Two Lives Are In Ruins

Two Purrfect Sweethearts

Two-Faced Bernie

Two-Faced Mechanic

Undeserved Kindness

Up the Creek without a Paddle

Used Car Salesman

Veterans of the USA

Vicious Vampire

Wall of Religion

We All Love Babies

We Destroyed The Earth

We Need Four Candidates

We Should Be Thankful

What A Wonderful Mother

What I'm Thankful For

What People Should Be Thankful For

What The Future Will Have In Store

When a Man Walks with Jesus

When God Forgives, He Forgets

When Mom is Resurrected

Why do many People wait until December 24?

Why I Can't Get A Septic Tank

Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue

Winner and Loser

With All Of My Heart and Soul

World War III on Christmas Day

You are a Punk!

You Damn Bullies

You Decided To Shun Me

You Don't Need Money To Be Rich

You Make Ten Million look like Ten Bucks

You Murdered My Family

You Pulled a Gun on a Boy

You spat in my face

You Still Live in My Heart

You Think You're Not Good Enough For Her

You treat your Wife like a Dog

You Went To A Better Place

You Will Have Egg On Your Face

You Won't Have Relations In My House

You'd Better Return Those Pets

You're Beautiful Just The Way You Are

You're no Gentleman

You're Not A Christian

You're Not The Father

Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby

Cinema

Back To The Future - Part II: 30th Anniversary

Jon Pertwee's 50th Anniversary

Jon Pertwee's Demise

Pertwee Perished

Sanford and Steptoe and Son

Sarah Sutton's Sixtieth Birthday

Superman III - 40th Anniversary

Talia Shire's 76th Birthday

The Incredible Hulk

The Wrath Of Khan

Memoirs

Agnes, My Chihuahua

Antique Record Changer

Automatic Record Players

Burkette Greene

Donkey Kong Country

Drinking Rubbing Alcohol

Father's Day 2021

Father's Day 2022

Fifty Fifth Wedding Anniversary

Forty Years of Playing Video Games

High School Graduate

Home Sweet Home

James "Buster" Douglas Knockout Boxing

Mom's Nervous Breakdowns

Mother's Day without a Mother

My Parents Last Christmas

My Sega Genesis

Norman's Demise

Phoenix - 40th Anniversary

Seven Years Back

Street Fighter II: 30th Anniversary

Ten Year Anniversary

The 2nd Anniversary of John Brown's Death

The 7th Anniversary

The 8th Anniversary

The Late Burkette Greene

Time Sure Does Fly

Opinion

I Didn't Watch The Inauguration

My Complaint About Nintendo

Random Thoughts

Escape From Monster Manor

Hillary Clinton's Voters

Joe Biden and Other Democrats

John Brown's Drug Use

Luigi's Mansion 3

Mom's Generosity

The Majority of the Mentally Ill are Harmless

The Majority of the US Voters

Why I Hope the Jehovah's Witnesses are Wrong

Why it's So Important Not to Steal

Society

A Woman's Stupid Behavior

Chris Suprun and Texas's 38 Electoral Votes

Detecting Something Other than Radar

Disney's Unacceptable Behavior

Nintendo: Mario Turns Forty

The 20th Anniversary of Anthony Ainley's Death

The Consequences of Committing Crimes

Why I knew it was Possible for Trump to Win the Election

Spirituality

Why I Thank God for Every Meal